Man Submits His Resume To Be This Woman's "Basic Fall Companion" And We're All Impressed

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AmyBrown
Mar 5, 2019 2:00 PM EST

After coming across Sarah on Tinder and seeing the request in the description, most people wouldn't bother... but most people aren't Spencer. Spencer decided to go above and beyond and now we need updates. We're rooting for you, Spencer! 

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    Text - Sarah, 21 19 miles away alright boys, it's the most basic time of the year for us girls. I am seeking a companion for one night of haunted houses and an afternoon at the pumpkin patch the following day. applications may be sent by email at remember it's not about quantity it's about quality, keep that in mind when submitting. 36 Comm ctic X
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    Text - 4G 92% 10:05 AM To whom it may concern, My name is Spencer* position of Basic Fall Companion as listed in the job posting on Tinder. and I am applying for the I feel I am an excellent candidate for this position because I am a basic bitch with a spicy twist. In my years of experience I have completed many fall related activities such as haunted houses, hay rides, pumpkin carving, and apple picking. I can also build a fire for when evenings get a bit brisk. Beyond the basic I feel that I a
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    Text - SPENCER SC/IG/Twitter: www.linkedin.com/in My objective is to obtain a companionship experience for the Fall 2017 haunted house and hay ride season. I am available evenings and weekends through the first snowfall. I am willing to relocate for companionship experiences and available beyond pumpkin season as well if more opportunities arise As compensation, I am searching for a partner for costume parties at the end of October. Costumes TBD. EXPERIENCE SEPTEMBER 2006-OCTOBER 2015 HAUNTED HO
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    Text - Sarah to me 9:30 AM View details Hello Spencer, thank you so much for taking the time to submit your extravagant and detailed resume. It is by far the best one i've ever seen. I am pleased to tell you that you have gotten the position Show quoted text
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